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type='text'>Dead Drunk in a Dryer</title><summary type='text'>A woman in Lake Carmel, New York called the police when she saw what appeared to be a human leg sticking out of a dryer at her local laundromat. When the cops arrived, they found that the man wasn't dead, merely drunk. He said he was walking home from a nearby bar, and ducked into the laundromat to get warm. Police say there's no law against sleeping in a dryer, so no charges will be filed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/1468843654802058669/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=1468843654802058669' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1468843654802058669'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1468843654802058669'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/dead-drunk-in-dryer.html' title='Dead Drunk in a Dryer'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7491397351803892587</id><published>2007-05-23T10:40:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:40:27.327-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UFO Watcher Claims Saddam Has Alien Technology</title><summary type='text'>Bre, a UFO expert from New Zealand, says President George Bush launched an attack against Iraq this week to keep Saddam Hussein from using the technology he acquired when an alien spacecraft crashed in Iraq in 1998. He said that normally, the president of the United States would not have a high enough security clearance to have been told about Saddam's secret weapon. "You have to have MK Ultra </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7491397351803892587/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7491397351803892587' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7491397351803892587'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7491397351803892587'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/ufo-watcher-claims-saddam-has-alien.html' title='UFO Watcher Claims Saddam Has Alien Technology'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7939598187849241411</id><published>2007-05-23T10:39:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:40:03.107-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dead Cat Closes Bridge</title><summary type='text'>The Fred Hartman Bridge and Houston Ship Channel were closed for nearly an hour while authorities inspected a mysterious box. A tugboat operator had called the Coast Guard to report that someone in a small boat had placed the box on one of the bridge supports. The boat was stopped, and the package x-rayed. It turned out to contain a dead cat. The cat's name, and its dates of birth and death, were</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7939598187849241411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7939598187849241411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7939598187849241411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7939598187849241411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/dead-cat-closes-bridge.html' title='Dead Cat Closes Bridge'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-3622893069911768609</id><published>2007-05-23T10:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:39:27.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bird Takes DNA Sample for Police</title><summary type='text'>Police in Minnesota say they may have a bird to thank for obtaining a DNA sample from a suspect in a sexual assault. The unidentified victim described how a man entered her home around 2:30 AM, came into her bedroom, jumped on top of her, and put a pillow over her face. During the ensuing struggle, she was able to push the pillow aside for long enough to see his face and his Minnesota Vikings </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/3622893069911768609/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=3622893069911768609' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3622893069911768609'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3622893069911768609'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/bird-takes-dna-sample-for-police.html' title='Bird Takes DNA Sample for Police'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-8936149455273096930</id><published>2007-05-23T10:38:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:39:04.684-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk Driver Caught Grazing in Field</title><summary type='text'>Police in Belgium have arrested a man they found grazing in a field. Witnesses said they saw Jurgen Tersago crawl out of his car and into the field. When police arrived, Tersago was down on his hands and knees, grunting like a pig and munching grass. A subsequent test revealed that his blood alcohol level was over the legal drink-drive limit. During his drunk driving trial, he told the judge, "I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/8936149455273096930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=8936149455273096930' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8936149455273096930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8936149455273096930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/drunk-driver-caught-grazing-in-field.html' title='Drunk Driver Caught Grazing in Field'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5866808686507842202</id><published>2007-05-23T10:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:38:42.986-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Joyriding Teen Killed with Shovel</title><summary type='text'>A teenager in Winnepeg, Canada was killed in a bizarre game involving a shovel and a stolen car. Fourteen year old Roger Ledger and his friends stole a Chrysler Intrepid, and began to play a game in which someone would throw a shovel through the open window of the car each time the driver brought it around the block. During one round, the shovel hit Ledger in the head, killing him almost </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5866808686507842202/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5866808686507842202' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5866808686507842202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5866808686507842202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/joyriding-teen-killed-with-shovel.html' title='Joyriding Teen Killed with Shovel'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-623626348728191033</id><published>2007-05-23T10:37:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:38:08.791-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Stolen Baby" Case Takes on a New Twist</title><summary type='text'>Melinda Kelley, who over the weekend called 911 to report that her car had been stolen with her infant son inside, now faces charges of filing a false report, and of burglary. Kelley has admitted that she broke into a home in Glenville, New York, then forgot where she parked her car. She called the police, claiming that her car had been stolen while she was shopping in nearby Scotia. The car, and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/623626348728191033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=623626348728191033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/623626348728191033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/623626348728191033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/stolen-baby-case-takes-on-new-twist.html' title='&quot;Stolen Baby&quot; Case Takes on a New Twist'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5618628902125033856</id><published>2007-05-23T10:37:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:37:43.153-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Children Attacked by Headless Corpse</title><summary type='text'>A group of children in Wales are receiving counselling after a headless corpse fell on them from above. The children were playing under a bridge near their suburban homes, when the body of a man in his 50s plummeted from the sky. The man had apparently hanged himself, with a wire noose, from the 40-foot-high bridge; when he dropped, the noose decapitated him. His head was found nearby.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5618628902125033856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5618628902125033856' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5618628902125033856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5618628902125033856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/children-attacked-by-headless-corpse.html' title='Children Attacked by Headless Corpse'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-8025755898175352386</id><published>2007-05-23T10:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:37:12.907-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Love Hurts. So Do Knives.</title><summary type='text'>A woman from Westchester, New York is in police custody after a "bizarre" sex game went terribly wrong. Police say that Sheila Davalloo, 33, and her 36-year-old husband, Paul Christos, were playing a game involving handcuffs and a blindfold, when Sheila got a paring knife from the kitchen and stabbed Paul in the chest. Deputy Police Commissioner William Rehm says he isn't certain whether that was</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/8025755898175352386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=8025755898175352386' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8025755898175352386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8025755898175352386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/love-hurts-so-do-knives.html' title='Love Hurts. So Do Knives.'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-4125527186002980534</id><published>2007-05-23T10:35:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:36:01.280-07:00</updated><title type='text'>You Only Had to Ask...</title><summary type='text'>The tugboat was moored in the Khawr abd Allah River, which separates Kuwait from Iraq. A British team boarded it on the first day of the war, looking for mines or other explosives, but found nothing. An American Coast Guard cutter checked it later in the day, and it came up clean. The next day, two Australian inflatables went out to run one final check. They did something neither the Americans </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/4125527186002980534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=4125527186002980534' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/4125527186002980534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/4125527186002980534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/you-only-had-to-ask.html' title='You Only Had to Ask...'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5587225103264177813</id><published>2007-05-23T10:35:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:35:25.428-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Gives Weapons to Priest</title><summary type='text'>A Catholic priest in Italy was receiving the confession of a man who suddenly handed him a bag. "I'd like you to take these as well," he said. Inside, the priest found two handguns, two hand grenades, and 18 bullets. He immediately handed the weapons over to the police. Due to the sacrament of the confession, the priest cannot reveal what, if any, crimes the man may have confessed to, but says </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5587225103264177813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5587225103264177813' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5587225103264177813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5587225103264177813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/man-gives-weapons-to-priest.html' title='Man Gives Weapons to Priest'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-3088273553032146003</id><published>2007-05-23T10:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:34:57.609-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Canada Man Charged with Sex in Museum Barn</title><summary type='text'>A visitor to the Canada Agriculture Museum, in Ottowa, was arrested after museum employees found him receiving oral sex from a cow and her calf. David Sutin, a spokesman for the museum, said, "His, I would characterize it as nervous, behaviour during previous visits had us keep an eye on him and then with what happened yesterday we thought it was prudent to call the police." The incident </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/3088273553032146003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=3088273553032146003' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3088273553032146003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3088273553032146003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/canada-man-charged-with-sex-in-museum.html' title='Canada Man Charged with Sex in Museum Barn'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-2104802606574960154</id><published>2007-05-23T10:33:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:34:27.314-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Toupee-Stealing Hawk Forced to Retire</title><summary type='text'>Harry the Hawk, a popular performer from Thorp Perrow Arboretum, in Yorkshire, will not being doing any more live displays. Tom Graham, who owns Harry, cited a string of incidents that culminated in Harry stealing, and attempting to eat, an audience member's toupee. The toupee debacle was the result of a "bunny dummy" stunt, in which a piece of brown fur is thrown into the audience for the hawk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/2104802606574960154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=2104802606574960154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/2104802606574960154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/2104802606574960154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/toupee-stealing-hawk-forced-to-retire.html' title='Toupee-Stealing Hawk Forced to Retire'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7842422049875595949</id><published>2007-05-23T10:33:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:33:50.175-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Shovel-Wielding, Underwear-Clad Man Wreaks Havoc</title><summary type='text'>A man clad only in his underwear has been arrested for causing some £75,000 (almost $120,000) damage to shop fronts along the main streets of Cardiff, Wales. According to the South Wales Police, Andrew Roxberry, an unemployed man with 217 prior offenses, smashed two windows in one shop with a bottle, then, "Having gained the appetite for breaking windows, he picked up a shovel used by workmen and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7842422049875595949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7842422049875595949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7842422049875595949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7842422049875595949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/shovel-wielding-underwear-clad-man.html' title='Shovel-Wielding, Underwear-Clad Man Wreaks Havoc'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-8922882122318388485</id><published>2007-05-23T10:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-23T10:33:20.211-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Unidentified Flying... Cat?</title><summary type='text'>Investigators in Norway believe that the UFO sighted in Lardal recently was most likely a dead cat. A number of peope reported seeing a fireball that exploded in the sky and then drifted to earth. After the sighting, investigators found the charred body of a cat near some electrical lines. It appears that the cat climbed the power pole and touched a live wire, electrocuting itself and creating a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/8922882122318388485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=8922882122318388485' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8922882122318388485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/8922882122318388485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/unidentified-flying-cat.html' title='Unidentified Flying... Cat?'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6173146692850067946</id><published>2007-05-07T10:19:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:19:20.294-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Serpent-Infested Home in Bangladesh Cleared</title><summary type='text'>A snake charmer called to remove two cobras from a home near Dhaka unearthed more than 3,000 of the snakes, plus hundreds of eggs. Dudu Miah discovered the venemous cache under two houses, and said he would continue to look for more snakes. Panicked neighbors fled their homes as the serpents came to light. Cobras often move into houses in Bangladesh, where they feed on rats and other vermin.(</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6173146692850067946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6173146692850067946' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6173146692850067946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6173146692850067946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/serpent-infested-home-in-bangladesh.html' title='Serpent-Infested Home in Bangladesh Cleared'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-9030563724418712118</id><published>2007-05-07T10:18:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:18:47.940-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chocolate Theft Foiled by Noisy Refrigerator</title><summary type='text'> A homeowner in Dusseldorf, Germany was awakened in the middle of the night by the noise her refrigerator makes when the door is open. She wandered out to the kitchen and closed the door, then went back to bed. In the morning, she discovered that her living room window had been forced open, and that three bars of Cadbury chocolate were missing from the 'fridge. An empty wrapper lay nearby. Police</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/9030563724418712118/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=9030563724418712118' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/9030563724418712118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/9030563724418712118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/chocolate-theft-foiled-by-noisy.html' title='Chocolate Theft Foiled by Noisy Refrigerator'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-796368119974595327</id><published>2007-05-07T10:17:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:18:13.465-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sex and Pancakes Don't Mix</title><summary type='text'>A couple in Romania both visited the hospital after an experiment in sex and cooking went awry. The woman was giving her partner oral sex while he made pancakes. He spilled hot oil down her back, and she involuntarily bit down, which caused him to hit her with the frying pan. She was admitted with burns from the oil and a head injury from the pan. He underwent 4 hours of surgery to repair the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/796368119974595327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=796368119974595327' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/796368119974595327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/796368119974595327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/sex-and-pancakes-dont-mix.html' title='Sex and Pancakes Don&apos;t Mix'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6621195588940313958</id><published>2007-05-07T10:17:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:17:47.573-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Firefighters Extract Man from Sex Aid</title><summary type='text'>The Royal Sussex County Hospital in Britain had to call firefighters for help after the metal cutters they were using to extract a man from a steel ring that his penis was stuck through. The firefighters used a pair of two-man hydraulic jaws to cut through the ring. According to sub-officer Mick Collins: "He was trying to be very chatty to cover up his embarrassment but he must have walked in to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6621195588940313958/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6621195588940313958' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6621195588940313958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6621195588940313958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/firefighters-extract-man-from-sex-aid.html' title='Firefighters Extract Man from Sex Aid'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7824891899912191608</id><published>2007-05-07T10:16:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:17:17.591-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Robin Hood" Pleads Guilty to Theft</title><summary type='text'>John Loan, a 41-year-old Manhattanite who styles himself a modern-day Robin Hood, called Justice Micki Scherer "Your Majesty" as he pleaded guilty to embezzlement. He stole millions from his employer, Alliance Capital Management, and used most of the money to set up a recording studio which he allowed penurious musicians to use for free. The rest, he donated to charity or spent on his friends. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7824891899912191608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7824891899912191608' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7824891899912191608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7824891899912191608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/robin-hood-pleads-guilty-to-theft.html' title='&quot;Robin Hood&quot; Pleads Guilty to Theft'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5608396737586427850</id><published>2007-05-07T10:16:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:16:50.366-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Gun Safety Cops Lose Weapons</title><summary type='text'>Two police officers from Raleigh, North Carolina lost their guns on their way to teach a gun safety course in Wilson, North Carolina. They arrived at the course location to discover that their two bags, containing an MP-5 submachine gun, capable of firing 800 9MM rounds per minute, and a handgun, were gone. Dozens of officers joined the search; it was called off after local citizens called to say</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5608396737586427850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5608396737586427850' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5608396737586427850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5608396737586427850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/gun-safety-cops-lose-weapons.html' title='Gun Safety Cops Lose Weapons'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-1123848710599227858</id><published>2007-05-07T10:15:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:16:20.374-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sideways Swinging Patented</title><summary type='text'>The United States Patent Office has just issued a patent for a method of swinging side-to-side on a swing, rather than front-to-back. The patent description also suggests that a "Tarzan-type yell" be included, to further enhance the experience. The patent application is almost certainly a joke. But the patent itself (No. 6,368,227), apparently, is not.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/1123848710599227858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=1123848710599227858' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1123848710599227858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1123848710599227858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/sideways-swinging-patented.html' title='Sideways Swinging Patented'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-1025517014671120522</id><published>2007-05-07T10:15:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:15:35.895-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Medical Museum Houses Historical Oddities</title><summary type='text'>The US National Museum of Health and Medicine in Washington, DC is home to John Wilkes Booth's spinal cord (and the bullet still lodged in it), an eggplant-sized hairball taken from the stomach of a teenaged girl, and a variety of other gruesome, fascinating, and just plain odd exhibits. (Contrary to popular belief, however, its collections do not include John Dillinger's penis.)Founded by a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/1025517014671120522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=1025517014671120522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1025517014671120522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1025517014671120522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/medical-museum-houses-historical.html' title='Medical Museum Houses Historical Oddities'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-3606177935668564009</id><published>2007-05-07T10:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:14:48.191-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sex Shop Haunted by Untidy Prostitutes</title><summary type='text'>The owner of a sex shop in Kent, England says he never really believed in ghosts, until he had to do business with them. His shop, Pillow Talk, stands on the site of a former brothel, and is apparently home to the ghosts of several prostitutes. Every morning, he says, the shop is littered with bras and panties, and French maid outfits are hanging from the backs of chairs. He wouldn't mind so much</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/3606177935668564009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=3606177935668564009' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3606177935668564009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/3606177935668564009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/sex-shop-haunted-by-untidy-prostitutes.html' title='Sex Shop Haunted by Untidy Prostitutes'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6252949473589614579</id><published>2007-05-07T10:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:13:44.934-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Farts, Sets Genitals on Fire</title><summary type='text'>A Danish man was having surgery to remove a mole from his backside when he broke wind. The gaseous emission was ignited by a spark from the electric knife the surgeon was using, and the man's genitals, which had been soaked in surgical alcohol, caught fire. He is suing the hospital for pain and suffering, and for the time he has had to take off work while he recuperates. "I've had to be booked </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6252949473589614579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6252949473589614579' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6252949473589614579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6252949473589614579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/man-farts-sets-genitals-on-fire.html' title='Man Farts, Sets Genitals on Fire'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-1934829029829376774</id><published>2007-05-07T10:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:13:08.319-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Silent Version of Hamlet Plays in Washington, DC</title><summary type='text'>Paata Tsikurishvili, an actor originally from the former Soviet Republic of Georgia, is directing a silent version of Hamlet  at the Stanislavsky Theatre Studio in Washington, DC. He suggests that the audience should read the play before coming to see the production. He stresses that the actors are not mimes, like Marcel Marceau. Rather, they are attempting to "go straight to the core of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/1934829029829376774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=1934829029829376774' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1934829029829376774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1934829029829376774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/silent-version-of-hamlet-plays-in.html' title='Silent Version of Hamlet Plays in Washington, DC'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7693545198816927705</id><published>2007-05-07T10:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:12:13.599-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Pub Owner Takes Out Insurance Against Ghosts</title><summary type='text'>Terry and Shirley Meggs, who run the Royal Falcon Hotel, in Lowestoft, Suffolk, England, have purchased an insurance policy against their resident poltergeist. The Hotel sits next to an unused graveyard and was once the site of a girls' school. It is haunted by a monk who took his own life after being caught having an affair with either a student or another teacher. Mr. Meggs says, "I never </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7693545198816927705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7693545198816927705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7693545198816927705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7693545198816927705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/pub-owner-takes-out-insurance-against.html' title='Pub Owner Takes Out Insurance Against Ghosts'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-679882899696620129</id><published>2007-05-07T10:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-07T10:11:30.759-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Remains of Six Infants Found in Japan</title><summary type='text'>A woman in Japan told the landlord of the building she was moving out of that she had "left some stuff there" for him "to get rid of." He sent in a cleaning crew, expecting the usual discarded household items. What they found instead was the plastic-wrapped remains of six infants.According to a police source, "[S]ome of the bones had started to go brown with age. At first glance, the bones looked</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/679882899696620129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=679882899696620129' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/679882899696620129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/679882899696620129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/remains-of-six-infants-found-in-japan.html' title='Remains of Six Infants Found in Japan'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6828058842428807951</id><published>2007-05-06T12:31:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:32:12.927-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Man Shot by Garbage Gun</title><summary type='text'>A 42-year old man in Wichita, Kansas was shot in the hand by a gun someone had thrown in the trash. According to Sedwick County Sheriff's Captain Mike Oliver, the victim was helping unload garbage when he accidentally hit the trigger of the short-barreled pistol, which was floating loose in the trash and caked with mud.Investigators say they would be interested to know how the gun came to be in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6828058842428807951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6828058842428807951' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6828058842428807951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6828058842428807951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/man-shot-by-garbage-gun.html' title='Man Shot by Garbage Gun'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-9094020699197114088</id><published>2007-05-06T12:31:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:31:39.787-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Glued Out of School</title><summary type='text'>Three thousand students had to wait for classes to start in at Carlsbad High School in California, thanks to someone gluing the school's doors shut. All of them."The locks are so small that all they'd have needed to do was put the point of the tube in and squeeze a little," the principal said. "It doesn't take much to stop you from putting your key in the lock."The police are confident they'll </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/9094020699197114088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=9094020699197114088' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/9094020699197114088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/9094020699197114088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/glued-out-of-school.html' title='Glued Out of School'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7414868139616625312</id><published>2007-05-06T12:30:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:31:12.606-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cabbie Robbed While Saving Life</title><summary type='text'>Adrian Davies, a taxi driver in Hastings, Australia, lost about $300AU when he left his cab to save an unconscious man from a burning car.Mr. Davies was on duty when he spotted the car, which had ricocheted off a signpost, slammed into a tree and then flipped over. The driver, who had been knocked unconscious, was hanging upside-down, suspended by his seatbelt. Mr. Davies and two other men rushed</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7414868139616625312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7414868139616625312' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7414868139616625312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7414868139616625312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/cabbie-robbed-while-saving-life.html' title='Cabbie Robbed While Saving Life'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-2870277978682899585</id><published>2007-05-06T12:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:30:42.814-07:00</updated><title type='text'>What Would Jesus Drink?</title><summary type='text'>An Italian film production company has been forced to delay the planned Easter release of its film, 7 km from Jerusalem, under threat of legal action from Coca-Cola. The film's main character, an advertising executive who makes a pilgrimage to Jerusalem after losing his wife and his job, meets Jesus there, and offers him a can of Coke. Being an advertising executive, he thinks, "What a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/2870277978682899585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=2870277978682899585' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/2870277978682899585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/2870277978682899585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/what-would-jesus-drink.html' title='What Would Jesus Drink?'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5338238992361558232</id><published>2007-05-06T12:29:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:30:09.601-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Teen, Cabbie Stop Runaway Horse, Carriage</title><summary type='text'>When a Yellow Rose Carriage driver was knocked from her seat by a collision with a drunk driver and his van, her horse bolted, and took the carriage, and two passengers, with him.William Basler, a 19-year-old Indianapolis teenager, saw the carriage careening away and sprang into action. He was chasing after it on foot when a cab driver saw what was happening and called to him to get in. The cab </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5338238992361558232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5338238992361558232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5338238992361558232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5338238992361558232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/teen-cabbie-stop-runaway-horse-carriage.html' title='Teen, Cabbie Stop Runaway Horse, Carriage'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-1779755196188953767</id><published>2007-05-06T12:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:29:41.569-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't Like Your Fine? Threaten to Kill the Judge.</title><summary type='text'>David Hughes doesn't like to pay fines. Or so one might assume, given his recent behavior.In January, Hughes was convicted of disorderly conduct and ordered to pay a $281.50 fine. He paid $10 of it, and apparently thought that was enough. Beaver County, Pennsylvania District Judge Joseph L. Schafer issued an arrest warrant for Hughes, summoning him to the courthouse to explain why he hadn't paid </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/1779755196188953767/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=1779755196188953767' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1779755196188953767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/1779755196188953767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/dont-like-your-fine-threaten-to-kill.html' title='Don&apos;t Like Your Fine? Threaten to Kill the Judge.'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6671074317174265596</id><published>2007-05-06T12:28:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:29:08.630-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"A Port-A-Potty Is Not a Good Place to Hide"</title><summary type='text'>Johnny Snodgrass won't make that mistake again.Snodgrass, 21, is a construction worker in Moundsville, West Virginia. Unfortunately for him, he may match the description of a man whose image was captured by security cameras in a store where an 89-year-old woman's purse was stolen, and in a nearby video poker establishment where her wallet was found, minus about $45. When the police arrived at the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6671074317174265596/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6671074317174265596' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6671074317174265596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6671074317174265596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/port-potty-is-not-good-place-to-hide.html' title='&quot;A Port-A-Potty Is Not a Good Place to Hide&quot;'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-4424261737967177380</id><published>2007-05-06T12:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:28:40.137-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Never Cook and Drive, Part Two</title><summary type='text'>Walter Reckling, a truck driver from Germany, learned a lesson about food safety when he attempted to cook two sausages while he drove. He keeps a small gas stove in his truck, for roadside use, but he was running late for a delivery and thought he could use the stove in the cab. Of course it toppled over, and of course it set the seat on fire, and of course the fire spread to the rest of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/4424261737967177380/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=4424261737967177380' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/4424261737967177380'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/4424261737967177380'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/never-cook-and-drive-part-two.html' title='Never Cook and Drive, Part Two'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6871621201337568407</id><published>2007-05-06T12:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T12:28:04.576-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Never Cook and Drive, Part One</title><summary type='text'>John Ferrell, of Clarksville, Tennessee, was badly burned when a hot grill in the bed of his pickup ignited a propane tank, which exploded. The 1978 Chevy was in flames when rescue crews arrived.A spokesman for the Montgomery County Sheriff's office explained, "Apparently, when [Ferrell] loaded up the grill he still had hot charcoals, which somehow got too close to the propane tank, and it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6871621201337568407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6871621201337568407' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6871621201337568407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6871621201337568407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/never-cook-and-drive-part-one.html' title='Never Cook and Drive, Part One'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-6016915406307150005</id><published>2007-05-06T01:28:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T01:29:19.482-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Naked Man Dies in Confrontation with Cops</title><summary type='text'>The Oakland, California police department and California Highway Patrol have confirmed the death of an unidentified man who engaged in a struggle with police under an overpass. According to a police spokesman, two blasts of pepper spray and several blows with a wooden baton had no effect on the man, who was running naked down the street in front of Kaiser hospital, climbing poles, yelling to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/6016915406307150005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=6016915406307150005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6016915406307150005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/6016915406307150005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/naked-man-dies-in-confrontation-with.html' title='Naked Man Dies in Confrontation with Cops'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-5280913186790798138</id><published>2007-05-06T01:28:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T01:29:47.530-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Child Saves Kitten From Python</title><summary type='text'> Marlie Coleman, a 6-year-old girl from Cairns, Queensland, has become the youngest person, and the first female, ever to receive the RSPCA Australia's Humane Award, for her bravery in snatching her kitten from the coils of a scrub python. The Humane Award is given to a person who has risked his or her personal safety to rescue an animal. Previous winners have been honored for such feats as </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/5280913186790798138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=5280913186790798138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5280913186790798138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/5280913186790798138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/child-saves-kitten-from-python.html' title='Child Saves Kitten From Python'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-7674806863786872393</id><published>2007-05-06T01:27:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T01:30:09.529-07:00</updated><title type='text'>An Infinite Number of Monkeys May Produce an Infinite Pile of Sh*t</title><summary type='text'>An infinite number of monkeys, given an infinite number number of typewriters, are supposed to be able to produce the works of Shakespeare. Mike Phillips, a media researcher at Plymouth University, has his doubts about that. Phillips and his team gave half a dozen monkeys a computer for a month. "They pressed a lot of S’s," he said Friday. "Obviously, English isn’t their first language."The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/feeds/7674806863786872393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3682271197182360934&amp;postID=7674806863786872393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7674806863786872393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3682271197182360934/posts/default/7674806863786872393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://newsjump.blogspot.com/2007/05/infinite-number-of-monkeys-may-produce.html' title='An Infinite Number of Monkeys May Produce an Infinite Pile of Sh*t'/><author><name>Editor</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3682271197182360934.post-2780789101817588868</id><published>2007-05-06T00:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-05-06T01:30:33.478-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Smelly Potato Closes ER'/><title type='text'>Smelly Potato Closes ER</title><summary type='text'>An emergency room near Minneapolis, Minnesota had to be closed while the postal insectors and the Joint Terrorism Task Force of the FBI investigated a suspiciously foul-smelling white envelope at a post office downtown. The hospital was treating a postal employee who was complaining of a "headache and burning sensation," which he believed was related to handling the envelope at work. 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